1. 11/10 - Hoops at birds. W/@tessoz

    11/10 - Hoops at birds. W/@tessoz

  2. 4/23 - You sir, have a cat on your head.
The O Bar, Leicester, UK

    4/23 - You sir, have a cat on your head.

    The O Bar, Leicester, UK

  3. 4/23 - The O Bar - Leicester, UK

    4/23 - The O Bar - Leicester, UK

  4. 4/18 - Pretty classy way to drop a Jager bomb? No?
The Torriano - Kentish Town

    4/18 - Pretty classy way to drop a Jager bomb? No?

    The Torriano - Kentish Town

  5. 4/17 - If Erika and I ever end up on Deal or No Deal we will bring this ticket stub with us to remind us how TERRIBLE we were at the Deal Or No Deal game at the Namco Arcade earlier.

    The Maple Leaf - A Canadian bar in the middle of London. They didn’t have Labatts. Fuck that noise, buddy.

  6. 4/15 - Really, aren’t we all? Did you know that redheads can sometimes require up to 30% more anesthesia?
The Abbey Tavern - Kentish Town

    4/15 - Really, aren’t we all? Did you know that redheads can sometimes require up to 30% more anesthesia?

    The Abbey Tavern - Kentish Town

  7. 4/13- Friday the 13th was not so lucky for this little guy. He horked all over the front bar at the Wheelbarrow and covered a bouncer. Erika took a better pic of him and his buddy got all up in her grill about it.
Well ya know what, asshole? Don’t get fucked at a bar and you don’t have to worry about dickhead pics of you showing up on the internet.

    4/13- Friday the 13th was not so lucky for this little guy. He horked all over the front bar at the Wheelbarrow and covered a bouncer. Erika took a better pic of him and his buddy got all up in her grill about it.

    Well ya know what, asshole? Don’t get fucked at a bar and you don’t have to worry about dickhead pics of you showing up on the internet.

  8. 4/13 - Booty Wine - Camden Town

    4/13 - Booty Wine - Camden Town

  9. 6/30 - Monkey Pub Gallery of Fine Arts - “2 bearded guys and one lady” - Pen on Matchbook - Courtesy of the Artist - $0

    6/30 - Monkey Pub Gallery of Fine Arts - “2 bearded guys and one lady” - Pen on Matchbook - Courtesy of the Artist - $0

  10. 6/29 - I’ve learned on my trip that it doesn’t take very long wherever you go to find a bar to call home. I prefer a good dive full of good people over a plaid-shirted crowd kind of place or a bar that thinks it’s cooler than the people it serves.
The Monkey Pub has trivia on Fridays followed by karaoke. Put together a good team and you can beat the college students from U-dub. Like I did, two weeks in a row.
Furthermore I recommend NEVER picking your own karaoke song. That’s cheating! All the words are on the screen anyway! Just let the host decide. You’re in good hands.

    6/29 - I’ve learned on my trip that it doesn’t take very long wherever you go to find a bar to call home. I prefer a good dive full of good people over a plaid-shirted crowd kind of place or a bar that thinks it’s cooler than the people it serves.

    The Monkey Pub has trivia on Fridays followed by karaoke. Put together a good team and you can beat the college students from U-dub. Like I did, two weeks in a row.

    Furthermore I recommend NEVER picking your own karaoke song. That’s cheating! All the words are on the screen anyway! Just let the host decide. You’re in good hands.

  11. 6/27 - Our server had cut scars on her wrists so we left a good tip and this fortune that read “LONG LIFE IS IN STORE FOR YOU” - Ballard - Seattle, WA

    6/27 - Our server had cut scars on her wrists so we left a good tip and this fortune that read “LONG LIFE IS IN STORE FOR YOU” - Ballard - Seattle, WA

  12. 6/22 - Bananagrams @ Cafe Racer - Seattle, WA

    6/22 - Bananagrams @ Cafe Racer - Seattle, WA

  13. 6/11 - Dance Party @ The Tube - Chinatown/Old Town Portland, OR

    6/11 - Dance Party @ The Tube - Chinatown/Old Town Portland, OR